From the Rowdies in the Back of the Bus

The Sweetheart of Shell Knob, MO sent me this little gem, which makes Jimbo's post over here all the funnier (at least to me):Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the